When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house
Just so I can say, “OH YEAH, YOU NEED ME NOW, DON’T YOU?”
(Source: most-awkward-moments)
Help I’m crying from laughing so hard.
Avengers 2: Don’t Send The Hawk Shopping.
There are tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
(Source: drconnors)
BFF: Thor
Lova: Thor
First Smooch: Capt America
Nemesis: Stark
Buzzkill: Bruce
Murderer: Loki (Gee, didn’t see that one coming…)
(Source: starkbannerandrogers)
Carlton admits as to where the “Carlton Dance” originated.
Submitted by thekaycho
(Source: toocooltobehipster)
